patching...
Update: Get Gwinnett news every day in your inbox. Subscribe to the Gwinnett Patch’s free newsletter. »
Welcome back, Patch Blogger!

Local Voices

Showing all 5 Blog Posts

Comedy

Call Me Maybe? Hi, Maybe!

If you want to know what a bad joke about a pop song and a sparkly blue diamond have in common, read on: it's all about saying what you mean.

Comedy

Daylight Jet Lag Time

I think daylight savings time is something designed specifically to torture people, and is a harbinger of terrible luck.

Comedy

Can You Hear Me Now?

As far as I'm concerned, technology makes just as much sense as sorcery. But I'm glad it works when it does.

Comedy

Not by the Hair of my Chinny-Chin-Chin

For every hair that falls out of a man's head, a new one sprouts on the face of a woman.

Comedy

What is More than Annoying......?

I think the end of civilization is nigh: Fred and Annoying Orange are my proof.

 
 
 

PSST! Want to Contribute?

  • Got a hot tip on news you think everyone should know? Tell us.
  • Just married? New baby? Make honor roll? Add an Announcement
  • Organizing that big block party or poetry reading? Put it on the calendar!
  • Have a great photo of your community?
    Add it to Your Neighborhood Gallery.